Lauren L presents… THE TOP 8 REASONS TO ATTEND RRC!

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That’s right! After thorough research and testing, Lauren L presents

THE TOP 8 REASONS TO ATTEND RAINBOW RECOVERY CLUB!

8) 8) Sexy beast Hiran chairs the Saturday Night Speaker Meeting!
*Bringing to you live the hottest local AA speakers, sexy Hiran keeps it R-E-D HOT to hear the story of another alcoholic! Bring your listening ears and your most impatient sponsee and see who is next on the list of those destined to change your perspective on life! Saturday night at 8:15!

7) Free coffee all day, every day!
*Don’t swing by Starbucks when you can have free coffee at RRC! Poured in glamorous Styrofoam cups, you get to say how you want it! Creamy? Sugary? Or are you a convert…cause once you go black, you never go back! Come get a free cup today!

6) A safe place for LGBT!!
*This ain’t a “gay for pay” crew! No “bi for a guy” here! This is a real family friendly clubhouse! Welcome, brothers and sisters, to a home for us…the gay and lesbian in AA! Does heteronormativity freak you out and scare you from other clubs? Well, don’t be a drag, just be a queen! See you at the meeting! Come on home!

5) Finally, a clean bathroom!
*Thank my Higher Power for gays, because they keep it sparkling everywhere they go! Like little pixies of glitter and shine, our stylish sober brothers work-out the Mr. Clean inside all of RRC! ‘Cause let’s get real…other club’s have some raunchy toilets.

4) Always get a jump!
*What better place to drive a busted-up car than to RRC? With lesbians swarming the parking lot, you are sure to get your car up and running! These innate mechanics will talk recovery, b-ball, and at the same time change your oil!

3) Pretty chips!
*Where else but RRC will give you a pretty chip for every month of continued sobriety? These aren’t cheap plastic poker chips from Walmart…these are gorgeous aluminum AA pressed chips! Come and celebrate your recovery with RRC and get the pretty stuff, baby!

2)Come meet Lauren L!
*Home of nationally recognized recovery blogger, novelist, and self-proclaimed celebrity Lauren L! Alright…so it’s a pathetic plug for myself. Hey, some are sicker than others, right? HA! Come visit me at RRC!

1) Get and stay sober!
*That’s right…RRC passes a genuine and pure message of recovery to the newcomer. Based on the Big Book of AA, and by using the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions, RRC promotes healthy recovery to all alcoholics who attend. Recovery is real and it is possible. So get your booty over here, get a sponsor, and take some suggestions. See you at the next meeting!

Comments

  1. scarlson

    June 23, 2013

    Love the “get a jump” note. haha

    I’m trying to find an email contact to someone at your club. I’ve been sober for a while now and am planning to relocate to Saint Petersburg and would like to network with people from the tables as I look into housing and such. I’ve emailed a few people from this site in the past but got no response. Any suggestions on how I can network with recovering people from way up here in the north? 🙂

  2. Shannon

    June 19, 2014

    I myself plan on moving to St. Petersburg as well. I’ve been sober for 6 months. This is mostly due to a DUI I just received. My current advisor is trying to keep me from drinking due to my addictive personality and history of drinking and using drugs. I haven’t researched this site much, but it seems like the one for me. I really enjoyed what I’ve read so far. I will be elated if the organization is based in St. Petersburg where I can go and find a place to stay as well. I also, would like to join a network of recovering people. I currently live in Parrish, FL but plan on moving in about a year. Please inform me or get in touch with me about any advise.

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